Francis' dad

About the Role

Francis is accepting applications for a dad. His current standards are high but fair. This role requires dedication, patience, and a willingness to center your life around a dog who believes he is the main character.

What you'll do

• Provide daily meals on a strict schedule (Francis will remind you)
• Walk Francis regardless of weather, mood, or personal plans
• Offer belly rubs on demand
• Speak in a special voice exclusively reserved for Francis
• Defend Francis in all disputes (even when he is clearly wrong)
• Apologize when you accidentally step over him

What we're looking for

• Must enjoy dogs more than people
• Comfortable being woken up early for no clear reason
• Ability to interpret stares as urgent communication
• Strong treat-dispensing skills
• Emotional resilience when Francis ignores you